xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

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SHUT

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obligatory-stupid-name:

commanderinqueef:

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

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wang-fire:

May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtleduck

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500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

katy-perrythe-platypus:

archaeologicalnews:

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During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

Archaeologists:

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Originally posted by bob-belcher

500-year old skeleton:

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theoceanismyrealmom:

manie-sans-delire-x:

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my washing machine wrote this when i jammed a comforter in there wrong

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dragon-in-a-fez:

gracklesong:

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before

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onlyblackgirl:

elysianfields05:

Have y'all seen my cat treadmill?

You talking about a treadmill like that ain’t a whole cheetah.

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forevernoon:

Valais blacknose sheep
· Sir David Attenborough  

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robelessd:

ampervadasz:

Unmute!

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thatgirlwiththememes:

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sailor–spoon:

adzolotl:

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?

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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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weirdsimsinhistory:
“I don’t and you SHALL NOT”

weirdsimsinhistory:

I don’t and you SHALL NOT

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concentration-lamp:

awalkofdesire:

concentration-lamp:

Everybody went through that stage when they first joined Tumblr where they were embarrassingly comfortable with adding shitty comments to everything they reblogged.

OMG TOTALLY HAHA!!! XD

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